How to Erase a Harddrive with Violence
- Remove the harddrive from the machine.
- Get a good, hefty hammer. Preferably a claw hammer as it may come in handy in step 4.
- Bash the fuck out of the harddrive casing until it pops open.
- Yank out the disc itself.
- Bash the fuck out of the disc with the hammer.
- Bend the disc, if possible. Better yet, break it.
- Throw the disc away.
- Put the hammer back where you got it.
- Have a cookie, non-digital variety.
Oh, how I miss the early 2000’s (2000 - 2004, to be exact). Ha.